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Thursday, May 12th, 2005
7:42 am
C'est Bon.
Paris is all right if you like that 'oh my god, this is the best place I've ever been' sort of thing. I went to the bakery and bought breakfast ALL BY MYSELF this morning. I'm very proud.


It turns out five years of Public School French ARE good for something.
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
1:39 pm
I'm Gross.
So then I ended up blowing my nose so much that it bled, and in the process of hacking up blood-mucus balls I sneezed into the klenex. The snot ricoched back onto my face, but I was too feverish to get up and wash it off, so I lay on the couch covered in dryed blood watching daytime televison.

Yes, that story started in the middle, but you didn't really want to hear the rest, did you? I'm betting you didn't want to hear the part you heard. Sorry. It's just I'm feeling sorry for myself and I want as much sympathy as possible. Givemegivemegiveme. Ahh... that's some refreshing stuff!

My mom reminds me that I'm going to Paris in 7 weeks, which is meant to make me feel less sorry for myself. Unfortunantly it's working. I'm just not pathetic enough!

I drempt last night I moved to New York City. Jill and Reed came to visit, and we all hopped in Jill's car for a nice tour. Please read the hillarious dialouge that ensued...

Jill: Where should we go?
Arden: How about the park?
Jill: What park?
Reed: What do you mean 'what park'? Central Park. God, what city do you think we're in?
Jill: Oh.
Arden: She could have ment Staton Park.
Jill: That's not a park.

Wasn't that great? Eh, okay, maybe not, but for some reason I keep replaying it in my head. Maybe it will happen some day.

'What park'? Stupid Jill.
Monday, March 21st, 2005
5:06 pm
I have since seen the erros of my way. Jordan is better looking than Greg Carter.
3:52 pm
Jordan Sucks
Have you ever noticed how all bald people are stupid and ugly? I hate those stupid ugly bald people, especially Jordan Piggles. He sucks ass. If I had a chocolate bar I would not share with him. I hope he becomes unemployed for a brief period of time. He makes me sick. I wish he was Moby, so I could kick his ass. Bastard.

Greg Carter is better looking than him.
Friday, March 18th, 2005
1:22 pm
Stupid Stupid Stupid
This is either part one or part three of my three part journal entry; The Stupid series. If you count the order you read them in it's probably part one. If you count them cronologicaly it's probably part three. But let's face it, no one really cares.

The stupid series addresses what I would like to be doing with my Spring Break, playing video games. I am not, however, at present playing video games. I am at school waiting for Amy so we can tape the floor, which we can't do anyway because jason won't give us a floor plan. Amy and I were going to tape the floor yesterday but we spent our floor taping time shopping for Mother's Tea stuff. I'm going to be the slutiest Batman ever.

This morning I went to the fancy Library. You know, the one downtown. I did actual school related research!!!

SPECIAL UPDATE: I just peeled half the bloodblister on my left palm off. Ohhh... there goes the other half! My memento of Bethany strike gone forever! END SPECIAL UPDATE.


You may have noticed none of this is about video games. Okay, I'll throw you a bone;

Shadow Hearts II is easy and has a good story. My very favourite type of game!

Amy just called. We will not have a groundplan today. I came here for nothing. Exept we're going to Open Circle to steal some stuff. OMG! Jill just offered us a ground plan! LIFE IS OKAY!
1:20 pm
Stupid Giant Dildos
I don't know, I don't find gimp suits that attractive but I guess some girls go for that stuff. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is a better game than Sim City 2000. Someone should buy me my own copy. Jill always makes me stop playing hers at 1:00. Stupid Jill needing her stupid sleep.
1:10 pm
Stupid Yellow Squares
You know how people say, " You should clean your room - you'll never know what you might find!"
Bullshit. I think I know what I own. Except for simcity 2000. I didn't know I owned that yet, there it was, in my linen closet - still in the box. I think someone gave it to me years ago. I think it was my crazy roomate edith. She also gave me some kind of Lego builder game. Vitual legos. great. Simcity seemed interesting though! I like The Sims. Let's give it a go, eh?


Simcity is evil. It's the most evilist of evil games. I though Civilization II was bad but the simcity? I shudder! You want to know more, don't you?

Simcity is a game where nothing happens. Ever. Especially if you use cheat codes to get all the buildings right away. Nothing. So, you're playing a game and nothing happens - you stop playing, right? Wrong. You don't stop. You can't stop. You play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play. And nothing happens. And you play.

...stupid yellow squares...
Monday, March 14th, 2005
9:58 pm
I just read all my old entries. God, I'm interesting. I'm funny and cool and smart and compassionate. And I'm pretty. Beautiful even! I'm maybe the highest quality person I know. So I ask you, why the hell don't I have a boyfriend?

Don't say vanity.
9:41 pm
So I know what you're thinking...
Arden doesn't update her journal anymore. That's not what Arden does. Arden got tired of making fun of people in love with LOTR. Arden can't think of any other reason to write entries. Arden's a douche.

WELL DOUCHE THIS SUCKA!!!

I'm updating... oh yeah! Not only am I updating, I'm making an interesting update - because I'm an interesting person and people want to know the interesting things I do! YEAH! Bo Grumman says I was popular in High School. Take that haters! TAKE THAT! Are you ready to get your mind blown? Are you? You'll think this stuff is made up but it really happened. THIS AIN'T NO JIBBITY JABBITY $7.95 GROCERY STORE CHECK OUT LINE PULP ROMANCE/ADVENTURE NOVEL! THIS IS REAL !!! Are you ready! Too late if you're not, pansy pants!

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Sometimes I watch 'The Soup' on E! That guy who hosts it was on Almost Live.
Monday, December 6th, 2004
2:50 pm
Jill Got a Scarf
ARE YOU HAPPY REED? ARE YOU!?! ARE YOU!?!
Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
12:07 pm
Jason would have to be really fucking high to start a livejournal. Fucking haters.
Sunday, October 19th, 2003
8:46 am
Sleep? What sleep? I don't need to sleep! I'll just go to work at 3:30am, go to school directly there after, and after that hang around till 11:00 because it's Friday night and I miss having a life. Oh! I know, why don't I got to school Saturday and Sunday too for 8hrs of physical labour loading in a show. Swell! Now all I have to do is write two papers, compile a research bibliography and prepare a project proposal, but that's no problem because I have until tomorrow morning. Ah, this school stuff is great.

Had my first test in over 4 years. Got an A. BOO-YEAZ!!!

Current Mood: busy
Sunday, September 28th, 2003
2:28 pm
Ho-hum. Life goes and goes. Whoopie. I started work again, friends! Good times at the S-bux. Makin' the coffee. The cofster. The cofforama. I could just scream with excitement. Eeek.

Apart from that, er, all I do is go to school. Speaking of which... look at this!

The Cripple of Inishmaan

Thursday, Oct 16, 8:00 PM
Friday, Oct 17, 8:00 PM
Saturday, Oct 18, 8:00 PM
Sunday, Oct 19, 2:00 PM

PONCHO Concert Hall
Cornish College Capitol Hill Campus
710 East Roy Street
Seattle WA 98102
Directed by Kate Myre

Produced in collaboration with the Performance Production Department. (That's me!)

Tickets can be purchased through Ticket Window, by phone at 206.325.6500, online at www.ticketwindowonline.com/shows/cornish.htm , or in person at one of the three Ticket Window box offices (Broadway Market, Pike Place Market, and Bellevue’s Meydenbauer Center).


Now you know everything about it and have no excuse not to go. Comon', don't you want to see the beautiful arch I built? Well, some carpenter bastards covered it in wood, so you can't really see my metal frame anymore, but be assured it's there! Plus, it's an Irish play. Irish!

What else should I report? Um, I'm still interested in cheese. Oh! And I'm planing a trip for the winter. Not sure where I'll go. Either New York or LA . It depends on whether or not someone wants to go with me to LA. Say, someone who also wants to live there some day and would like to look at potential neighborhoods to live in (HINT HINT) and Disneyland. If not, my friends in NY are itchen' to see me, becuase, um, I'm popular!

Current Mood: bored
Sunday, September 21st, 2003
4:05 pm
I&apos;m such a jerk.
"'No, no!' cried Frodo, snatching the Ring and
chain from Sam's hands. 'No you won't, you
thief!'"


LotR - Which person/thing that made Sam cry are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Stupid Sam! Cry, fool, cry!

(This was brought to you by 'Ardens's 100 and 1 Ways to Put Off Writing a Paper')

PS Cry!

Current Mood: bitchy
Wednesday, September 17th, 2003
7:45 pm
The Hardest Little Button
Dear Jacky White,

First of all, you should know, last night was fantastic. No one can deny that you're an extremely talented young man. You have an innate sense of performance that serves to enhance the music without distracting from its position as the key element to your show. Meg was of course excellent. She's such a charming girl, you can't help but adore her, can you? The venue, while a bit lacking in acoustics, was just fine. I'm sure you'll be happy to know I could see very well. I hope you didn't mind I didn't sing along with you, even when specifically asked, but my throat's been a bit sore. Also, I paid $40 to see you sing, you want to see my lips move, I expect the same, but that's neither here nor there. I guess the point that I'm trying to make, Jack, is this - never ever wear spandex pants in public again. Ever.

Much Love,
A. Fisher

PS - Ever.

Current Mood: nauseated
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003
6:23 pm
Work? What do you mean work?
Well, today was my very first day at my shiney new school in it's shiney new building with shiney dew faced art students... help!

Okay, so I knew I'd be buisy, but NO ONE, I repeat NO ONE, mentioned working 10-6 in the shop on weekends. Okay, it's not every weekend... but still!!! I fear this will effect my ability to retain gainful employment. That might be a good thing because I'm taking 18 credits and will have little to no time anyway, and I'm afraid I'll burn out if I work on top of my load, but it would be bad because GREEN IS KEEN, people!

I suppose I could get E to support me, or Billeh, but I have some dignity you know! I don't intent to allow them to support me until we're married. Still not sure which one I'll be marring, I'm sure it will be on the invitations.

Did I mention I had no time? Bye!

Current Mood: scared
Wednesday, August 27th, 2003
10:18 am
I'm going to Canada! Bye!

I'll have lots to report when I get back, the last few days have been Dy-NA-MITE!
Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
7:42 pm
Down Here... it's our time!
I went to a midnight show of the Goonies on Saturday. It was so much fun it hurt. Goonies. Yeah.

(Sloth, You're going to live with me now, because I love you!)
Friday, August 15th, 2003
9:06 pm
Sunday, August 10th, 2003
8:19 pm
So everyone's like "I like The Pale, I like the Pale! (or is it The Pail? I dunt know)" So I went to go see The Pale tonight. And who went with me? All those people who like the Pale, maybe? No! No one! I went all by my lonesome. To be fair, I didn't invite anyone to go with me, except Mel who was working, but still! If you like the Pale so much why aren't you at their shows? Bah. It was good practice for going to see The White Stripes alone, as no one wants to go with me to that either. The White Stripes people! Everyone loves the White Strips! Come on!

The doorman kindly informed me my license expired today. See, when you never drive these things happen to you.

I went to two museums this weekend. I'm a sophisticate.
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