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Name:
Arden Fisher
Birthdate:
1 February
Arden Fisher was born in New Jersey and spent her childhood on the mean streets of the Bronx. Thanks to a very special mentor, Sister Margaret Ignatius, Arden used her keen intellect to escape the squalor that was her young life. By fourteen she had been accepted to both Yale and Juilliard, but chose to seclude herself in Vermont to write gothic poetry. By nineteen she had seen two of her plays performed on Broadway, had three paintings displayed in prominent museums, and was divorced. Arden currently resides in an unpainted house where she enjoys reading Homer, playing foosball, and designing shoes. --by Official Arden Fisher Biographer, risaspeaks

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